The weirdness just keeps on coming in the special election for Tennessee House District 62. At the so-called “debate” between Constitution Party candidate Chris Brown and “Republican” candidate Pat Marsh last week, Marsh declared to the audience that he is “not a gun flasher.”
Well, alrighty then. Glad we cleared that up.
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No Chaser hereby offers $20 to the person that can give us the best definition of “gun flasher” because we have nary a damn clue what one is, although it does conjure some kinky images.
[Editor's Note: That $20 thing is a joke. You're more likely to get a hearty laugh -- and then we'll steal your definition and run it as our own.]
But somehow it doesn’t seem to be a stretch that someone in the General Assembly would know what a “gun flasher” is. After all, they spend an awful lot of time discussing guns and sex. Should we call Paul Stanley?
More importantly, whatever Marsh meant by “gun flasher,” isn’t the name highly dismissive of and potentially insulting to the over 200,000 Tennesseans that have concealed carry permits?
Marsh then went on to say that other countries are afraid to invade the United States (even though they really, really want to) because Junior has a 12-gauge. “I think there are some countries that might think about invading us in the future,” he said. “If they know every household’s got a gun, they’ll think twice.”
Somebody que Patrick Swayze and Lea Thompson. We feel a movie coming out of this one.
Wolverines, bitches!
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